baesitter:

indianbiatch:

she was ABout to put a fukING BANDAGE ON It

yeah have u ever met a school nurse..

baesitter:

indianbiatch:

she was ABout to put a fukING BANDAGE ON It

yeah have u ever met a school nurse..

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yappanese:

Why this so gotdamn true

yappanese:

Why this so gotdamn true

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sorelatable:

I hate when i lose something and my parents says “well i guess you didnt care about it enough” like you’ve lost me in a grocery store before so

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basedgosh:

when you meet a bunch of relatives who claim to remember you
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sleepingnoone:

when u have a thing to tell friend but friend dont care

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surprisebitch:

on a scale of 1 to done

i’m

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actuates:

HOW TO PLAY SOCCER IN GYM CLASS:
1. Get the ball
2. Pass it to someone who actually knows how to play
3. Run.

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